Lists The 40 Best Fortune Cookie Sayings That Will Leave You Bemused, Befuddled, or Beguiled Published on October 14, 2014 at 9:09 am by Milagros Valdez in Lists Share Tweet Email << PrevPage 5 of 6Next >>See All 5. You will be hungry again in one hour4. You will die alone and poorly dressed3. Warning: do not eat your fortune2. If you can read this, you are literate. Congratulations Share Tweet Email << PrevPage 5 of 6Next >>See All List XFinanceBest fortune cookie quotesBest Fortune Cookie Sayingsfunny fortune cookie quotesChinese food fortune cookiesgreat fortune cookie sayingsawesome fortune cookie quotesbizarre fortune cookie quotesfunny fortune cookie fortuneshilarious fortune cookie sayingssurprising fortune cookie messagesShow more...Show less Related Insider Monkey ArticlesThe 20 Most Underrated Movies of All TimeThe 10 Highest Suicide Rates by ProfessionThe 10 Countries that Eat the Most Meat10 Countries with Cheapest Medical CareThe 10 Most Expensive Countries to Fly ToThe 10 Biggest Outlet Malls in USA