Lists The 40 Best Fortune Cookie Sayings That Will Leave You Bemused, Befuddled, or Beguiled Published on October 14, 2014 at 9:09 am by Milagros Valdez in Lists Share Tweet Email << PrevPage 4 of 6Next >>See All 10. I cannot help you, for I’m just a cookie9. The fortune you seek, is in another cookie8. Don’t eat any Chinese food today or you’ll be sick!7 About time I got out of that cookie!6. Come back later….I’m sleeping (yes, cookies need their sleep too) Share Tweet Email << PrevPage 4 of 6Next >>See All List XFinanceBest fortune cookie quotesBest Fortune Cookie Sayingsfunny fortune cookie quotesChinese food fortune cookiesgreat fortune cookie sayingsawesome fortune cookie quotesbizarre fortune cookie quotesfunny fortune cookie fortuneshilarious fortune cookie sayingssurprising fortune cookie messagesShow more...Show less Related Insider Monkey ArticlesThe 10 Countries that Eat the Most MeatThe 10 Most Expensive Countries to Fly ToThe 20 Most Underrated Movies of All Time10 Countries with Cheapest Medical CareThe 10 Highest Suicide Rates by ProfessionThe 10 Biggest Outlet Malls in USA
