Another Halloween is nearly upon us, and so are some of the worst Halloween costume ideas ever, the bar on which seems to get raised (or is that lowered?) with each passing year.
I’m guessing all of you out there have your own Halloween costumes ready, or at the very least, an idea of what you’d like to dress up as. Of course, getting the perfect costume is a hard task and sometimes the line between originality and insanity is blurry. What you should be aiming for is something sexy, but not slutty; daring, but not ridiculous; funny, but not offensive…you get the idea (I hope). But just in case you’ve let your imagination run too wild this year, to help you avoid the embarrassment, we’ve made a list of the worst Halloween costume ideas ever, and you probably couldn’t top the frightful horridness of these costumes if you tried.
If you are not into Halloween, then you should spend your time and money on something else. Why not clothes? You could even pretend they are intended to be part of a costume, right? So take a look at the Top 7 Most Expensive Clothing Brands. Even if you don’t intend to buy anything at all, at least you’ll have something to do while your friends and family surf the net incessantly looking for the perfect Halloween costume (they won’t find them here).
The research behind this countdown proves that costumes manufacturers are completely out of their minds. Let’s face it, it’s one thing when hand-made costumes get out of hand and cross every border of appropriateness, respect and decency, but a very different thing when these outrageous, insane and offensive costumes are mass-produced and sold online and in stores.
Tasteless, funny, stupid, hideous, nauseating, insulting, demented and shocking: everything you can and cannot imagine is listed in our countdown. So, without further ado, here are the worst Halloween costume ideas ever. (Remember, all of these costumes are available for purchase right now!)
30. Inflatable Godzilla
Neither scary, nor comfortable.
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29. Pussy Magnet
Sexist? You really think so?
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28. Anita Waxin
I think that the name is clear enough…
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27. Bar Boobs
Horrible, yet useful.
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26. (Un)sexy Elmo
Because Sesame Street is arousing, right? Yes…yes it is.
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25. Middle Finger
Simply insulting.
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24. Raccoon
Is it just me or is this just an indirect way of dressing up as a bum?
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23. Snake Charmer
Great way to pick up girls at the Halloween party…
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22. Ass, Wise Ass and Dumb Ass
Need I say anything?
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21. Giant Boob
Even if it where a wink to Woody Allen; why on earth would you buy this?
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20. Salami
Subtle… (But let’s admit it, his face is awesome!)
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19. Wet T-Shirt
Let’s objectify women once again!
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18. Gropin Granny
Grandma? Is that you?
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17. Inflatable Doll
Yeah! Let’s encourage men to see us as inanimate objects!
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16. Orgasm Donor
Wait, what?! What kind of donor did you say he was?!
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15. Christmas Tree
But wasn’t it Halloween? And of course, those shoes do look very comfortable.
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14. Tooth Fairy
Wondering why children don’t like going to the dentist? Maybe your Halloween-self has haunted them for life…
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13. Bun in the Oven
Who knows, maybe Halloween is the best time of the year to break some news…
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12. Frank the Flasher
Halloween: when criminals can do their deeds freely
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11. One Night Stand
All in all, it made me laugh.
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10. Keep Up the Faith Priest
A sexy nun is disturbing enough, but this is sacrilege!
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9. Bacon
Because women are just meat; very delicious meat, granted.
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8. Tequila Pop N’Dude
Purely racist and a lawsuit waiting to happen.
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7. Blue Inflatable Suit
Has the Blue Man Group become a Sumo team?
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6. YouBoob
Decades of feminism destroyed by one simple costume.
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5. Mommy’s Boy
Could someone get him to therapy please?
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4. Holy Shit
Disturbing on so many levels (even if you’re not Catholic).
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3. Commence Awesomeness Countdown
Lamest costume EVER!
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2. Fart Man
The ultimate superhero, inspired by the great Howard Stern.
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1. Tiny Dancer
Elton John’s song gets a whole new meaning after seeing this.
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