8 Good Excuses for Missing Work and Not Calling

5. So sick, couldn’t talk

So what did you have to feel that sick? Cyanide poisoning?

Yes.

How do you look so good the next day then?

Yes, this could actually work. I mean not cyanide poisoning, but coming up with some health issues that were so bad that you couldn’t even talk, you basically passed out in the bed and slept until it was too late to call. Yes, it would be better to get the doctor’s note for this as well.