7 Useless Products You Never Should’ve Bought

5. Ezcracker

Because eggs are so hard to crack right? The only thing easier would be to get out a contraption, load the egg up in it, and split it apart like it must have felt when man split the atom; what could be more sublime than that? Or, at least that’s what the creators would have you believe. In reality, you should just learn to crack an egg yourself. It’s not that hard…honest.