1. Being Right About the Wrong Things
Yes, there probably is a group of people who have immense control over precious resources or political groups who use it to propagate their own ideas and force the flow of events in their preferred direction. In fact, there surely is a group of such people. That is because this is the only way the world has worked ever since people decided to trade with rocks. Whoever has the most rocks, cows, leather or stone arrow tips can call the shots and the rest must follow. However, blaming it all on a bunch of borderline supernatural frail old men in ancient monolithic halls is equal to radical religion. This concludes our list of the 6 reasons why the Illuminati is fake. Maybe I wrote it by an order of the Illuminati. Maybe I didn’t.
