6 Easiest Ways to Get Prescribed Pain Pills

1. Go See Another Doctor

DUH.

For sure, this is the number one on our list of the easiest ways to get prescribed pain pills, it is basic empiricism, scientific trial and error. In fact, “An estimated 1 out of 5 patients with non-cancer pain or pain-related diagnoses are prescribed opioids in office-based settings.”  which -sort of- means that out of five Drs. you go see, even under fake pretenses, at least one will prescribe opioids. This also gives you the benefit of making your story more believable with every experience. However, be careful not to get stuck with a bunch of needless, pricey tests. You probably will, though. Too expensive? Too bad, because Trump-don’t-care.

I hope this article hasn’t been “helpful” and, as previously mentioned, if you’re actually planning to use it as advice, then I’ll tell you what Morty told his sister:

“Get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it’s together.

And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.”

(better watch the clip)

And on that note, I leave you with your thoughts. Cheers!

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