If you feel like escaping work and having a laugh for a moment, here are our 25 funniest math jokes, riddles and pick up lines ever!
Math is one serious subject. If you take a look around you, almost everything was made in accordance with it. Your furniture, the chair you’re sitting on, your computer (we’ll take it that your smoothie or coffee is pure physics)… In order for all those to materialize, someone had to do serious calculations. Isn’t it strange how so many of us struggled with Algeria? Or was it algebra? For some unfathomable reason, even though it is very practical and challenging, math isn’t everyone’s favorite subject. However, that doesn’t mean they don’t enjoy math jokes, riddles and pick up lines.
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We’re giving you some advanced calculus pick up lines, but don’t worry. For most of these, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to understand them. OK, there will be some complex math and statistics here and there, but basically, these jokes and lines are fun for everybody. You can’t just focus on those girls who excelled at maths, can you? Unless you’re attending a math sorority party, how is one to know which girl will clearly understand the awesome pick-up line? Apart from that, there’s a line or two that could be used by girls as well (you know how shy those math guys can get). We tried hard not to pick out any lines that would make you cringe, like with those corny angel pick up lines: How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged. Or if you’re really brave/stupid/incredibly hot: Hey can you take off your clothes for me? I want to see how an angel hides its wings. We solemnly promise our math tinder lines are better than that.
To find you some examples of 1/3>((-1^1/5)/27u)^1/2 and funny math jokes and riddles, we checked what most teachers found funny or used as funny teacher pick up lines at Tes, Mr. Barton Maths, MSU, and Jokes4Us were our sources for even more math jokes and statistics pick up lines. If you’re a mathematician reading this, perhaps you’ll also care for our article about best mathematicians in the world today. And, for more funny reading material check out 30 Funniest Science Jokes, Puns, and Humor Quotes Ever.
So, get ready to make a curve with your lips while reading our 25 funniest math jokes, riddles and pick up lines ever!
