Gather round nerds, because we have some corny biology, chemistry and science pick up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid in this year’s summer science camp. Or get you slapped in the face, or laughed at, or ridiculed… you get the picture. Risky, but we all must make sacrifices for the science.
The science behind the nerdy pick up lines is pretty simple. The object you are trying to approach must be of the same species (nerd). Some research is required to determine the sub-species (biology, chemistry, computer science or other) in order to tail the exact approach. The best way to learn this is by talking to the object’s friends, but since we know our audience, we recommend stalking. Far less talking to strangers involved and generally speaking, direct observation is preferable as a scientific method to an interview. Regardless of which route you choose, this shouldn’t be too hard to achieve.
Once you have successfully determined the sub-species, you need an opportunity. This is a vital step. You can’t just walk to a girl on a campus and say something like: “Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my Okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.” Remember slapping, laughter, and ridicule from the first paragraph? This is how you get all of them. No, the opportunity must be patiently waited for, but not for too long. Don’t let your fears of rejection (and let’s face it, they are well founded, but nevertheless) drive you into endless waiting. Think Han Solo. Sometimes it is better to shoot first and ask questions later. After all, if the object is pretty enough, some other nerd may beat you to it. Even worse, she may fall for some muscle head god with balls. No self-respecting nerd (yes, it is kinda an oxymoron) can allow that.
Once the opportunity presents itself, the next critical phase is delivery. It must be smooth and self-confident (yes, yes, we know, just work on, practice in front of the mirror or something). The most important thing to remember is not to get discouraged by a failure. Einstein, Newton, Tesla, all of the greatest had their fair share of failures, yet they persisted and made history. Perhaps in person delivery isn’t for you and you should try some sort of electronic communication to present your science pick up line. If you are enrolled at one of the Best Selling Online Courses on Udemy in 2017, this may be your opportunity to avoid Tinder and find a soulmate among your classmates. Whatever you do, don’t give up.
In order to make our selection of corny biology, chemistry and science pick up lines we consulted the Internet archives of wisdom. There are plenty to choose from, but we decided that Pick Up Lines Galore, Got Lines, and Pick up Lines Guru are what we (well, you actually) need. Choose carefully one of the corny biology, chemistry and science pick up lines from our list.
25. Like roleplay? I’ll be the nucleophile, if you’ll be the electrophile.
24. Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
23. You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.
22. Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
21. Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
20. Everyone knows it’s not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
19. Hey, great body. Are you a Mathlete?
18. You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
17. How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
16. We’ re like a galvanic cell. All that electricity flowing between us
15. I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
14. Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
This one is among our favorites corny biology, chemistry and science pick up lines. Make sure you use it during a class. Bonus points if the subject is deep in work. They will be so startled that they will give you their phone number without even realizing it.
13. You don’t need to be a mathematician to figure out we’re the perfect pair.
12. Excuse me, have you lost an electron? Because you are positively attractive!
11. You’re such a Bohr. You need a shot of FlourineUraniumNitrogen (FUN)
10. You are one well-defined function!
9. Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
8. Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
7. Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
6. I’m binary and I think you are the 1 for me.
5. I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.
4. If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
3. Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe AsS!
2. I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
1. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Pick any of these 25 corny biology, chemistry and science pick up lines, but make sure you have followed the instruction and remember, there are always more objects for the scientific research out there. Don’t get discouraged!
