2. “If you like protein shakes, and getting caught at the gym,
if you’re not into CrossFit, if you have half a brain, if you like making gains at midnight, while curling in the squat rack, I’m the love that you’ve looked for, message me and be swole m8.”
This one is rather long, but all the guys who are using protein shake regularly will get the picture and swipe up immediately so you can agree on a date at the gym.