20. “My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn’t that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren’t you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.”
19. “Quick: The Notebook or Sleepless in Seattle?”
18. “I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls on Tinder look bad.”
17. “You don’t know how many times I’ve had to swipe left to find you.”
16. “You are beautiful. Have you ever dated a guy more attractive than yourself, and if not, can I be your first one?”
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