16. Leave nothing to chance…
Do you think I’d still get swipes if I said ‘I’ve had four children in nine years? Things are a little looser than they used to be. Please don’t try to get with me if you have a small penis.
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Do you think I’d still get swipes if I said ‘I’ve had four children in nine years? Things are a little looser than they used to be. Please don’t try to get with me if you have a small penis.
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