18+ Outrageous Sex Apps in Apple and Android App Stores

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The rise of smartphone dating apps on devices powered by Apple Inc. (AAPL)‘s iOS and Alphabet Inc (GOOGL)‘s Android, like Grindr and Tinder, has made it easier than ever for people of all persuasions to hook up with like-minded individuals for the purposes of chatting, dating, or a sexual tryst (or ten). Indeed, we live in a golden age of hook-up capability, where steamy sex with a willing stranger could be just a swipe away.

Beyond dating apps, we’re also seeing the growth of a subset of sex-related apps, some of which may be pushing the boundaries of what could be considered good taste. Take for instance the LickThis app, which promises to teach people how to be better please women orally through a series of tongue exercises that involve them licking their smartphone screen (let’s hope that’s a new screen cover). Perhaps even creepier in a nerdy sabermetrics kind of way is the Spreadsheets app, which can track the duration and prowess of your sexual encounters, including your thrusts per minute (presumably, more thrusts is better, even if you look like a maniac while having sex).

 – If you’re all hot and steamy for some action after reading this article, be sure to check out the 10 Best Free Dating Apps for Android Phones.

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Of greater concern to investors of these companies is whether or not some of these apps could fall into the wrong (young) hands and lead to lawsuits against the apps’ makers and/or Apple and Alphabet themselves, should use of such apps lead to criminal activity or other lawsuits related to their usage (or misusage).

Privacy concerns are paramount when it comes to such sensitive usage information, and we’ve already seen alarming accusations of that privacy being breached. Canadian company Standard Innovation Corp., maker of the We-Vibe vibrator and its accompanying app, which can be used remotely by a partner to pleasure their distant lover, was recently sued by an American woman who claimed the app collected and shared highly sensitive information related to its usage. Available on both Apple and Google’s App Stores, the app not only allows passing of the vibrator’s control back and forth between partners, but also video and voice chat.

Of even greater concern is the accessing of sexually-charged dating apps by children (some of which specifically target children), which has made those apps fertile ground for sexual predators. One such app is Blushr, an online dating platform for teens which was founded in part thanks to £36,000 in British government funding. While the app developers claim it’s a “social” app and not a dating app, the app’s emphasis on judging others’ physical appearance and stating whether you have a “crush” on them or not clearly gives it a dating/sexual vibe. The British government has since said that they have no further relationship with the company and are unaware of any impropriety resulting from its use.

An investigation launched by Good Morning Britain found that a person posing as a 13-year-old girl could easily create accounts on the dating apps Hot or Not and MyLOL, where she was promptly contacted by a slew of older men, including one who said he had a “fetish for younger“. Yellow is another app that claims to be targeted at older people, but through which children of any age can sign up without difficulty. Users of that app can then undertake searches to target kids as young as 13, many of whom know the app is “all about sex“.

Tinder itself finally banned kids from its own platform in the middle of 2016 after enough outcry, though there are limited checks in place to actually enforce it. The app requires a Facebook Inc (NASDAQ:FB) connection now to create an account and verify one’s age, but Facebook accounts themselves are easy enough to create under any age, making the extra layer of verification somewhat superficial. It’s believed that there are still plenty of kids on Tinder pretending to be adults and either hooking up with other kids also pretending to be adults, or actual adults.

With eMarketer estimating that smartphone penetration among U.S teens aged 12-17 has reached 74.2% as of early-2016, the issue is a concern to most every parent. Rather than relying solely on parents to monitor their children or set parental restrictions on their phones, or app developers to do the right thing, a greater onus needs to be on Apple Inc. (NASDAQ:AAPL) and Alphabet Inc (NASDAQ:GOOGL) to police their app stores and ensure that children don’t have access to apps that could put them at risk from sexual predators or from engaging in other risque activity that could haunt them personally and professionally in the years to come.

As these dating apps, which many young people view as nothing but sex hook-up apps, continue to proliferate, the resulting mess could result in a huge publicity problem for Apple and Alphabet, one that dwarfs what Facebook Inc (NASDAQ:FB) recently faced with its fake news scandal.

Head to the final section for a list of some the most outrageous sex apps in Apple and Android app stores.

18. LickThis – (mentioned on first page) Learn new tongue techniques to pleasure your partner; that is, if the thought that you learned them from licking a phone doesn’t make them want to vomit.

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17. Spreadsheets – (mentioned on first page) At the number two spot in our list of sex apps in Apple and Android app stores is Spreadsheets, the sex stat-tracking app for dorks.

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16. We-Connect (We-Vibe vibrator app mentioned on first page) – Control your partner’s vibrator from afar, using swipes and other gestures to increase the intensity of its performance.

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15. IslendingaApp SES – IslendingaApp SES ranks 15th in our list of the outrageous sex apps in Apple and Android stores. This app checks a genealogy database to make sure 2 Icelanders aren’t related and are therefore free to get it on.

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14. Mixxxer – Doesn’t mince words (or images); it’s an app that directs you to a mobile GPS sex locator site where you can meet horny people (and see them naked) looking for only one thing: sex.

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13. Feeld – Feeld ranks 13th in our list of 18 sex apps in Apple and Android Stores. This is an app that uses a lot of eloquent justification for what amounts to an orgy finder app.

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12. Grindr – The app for gay people to hook up. Now even more infamous due to the fact that it was possibly being used by Orlando gay nightclub shooter Omar Mateen (the FBI denied any connection to the app or a secret gay life however).

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11. Wingman – An app that hooks you up with people on your flight who want to join the Mile High club.

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More outrageous sex apps in Apple and Android app stores, will be presented on the next pages, so stay with us.

10. Crowdpilot – For the people who can’t even go on a date without their phone somehow being a prominent part of it, this app lets you livestream your date and crowdsource things to say to said date, who’s probably looking for the nearest exit.

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9. Sock-it – An app created by Clorox Co (NYSE:CLX), which sends connected people a digital “sock on the door” warning, telling them not to enter (cause you’re having dirty sex).

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8. Glance – For the self-absorbed glasshole who wants to see not only their partner while having sex, but see themselves from their partner’s view as well; and not only them and their partner, but them and their partner wearing Google Glass (required) and thus, looking like absolute dolts.

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7. Carrot Dating – For the homely among us, we can now use this app to bribe potential partners with gifts. Is it worth buying a lovely lady a new handbag to get her to go on a date with you? These weighty conundrums that have plagued philosophers for centuries will confront you when you use this app.

6. Dirty Game: Hot Truth or Dare Sex Edition – Yes, it’s truth or dare, which is kind of childish and just an excuse for people to make out without any pressure to have to actually initiate it in another way, but if you need something to spice up your love life or a party, it’s worth a shot.

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5. Cosmo Sex Position of the Day – For $2.99, you can have access to a new sex position every day for 120 days. Incredibly, Cosmo’s sold over 80,000 units of this app, which just goes to show that people will waste their money on anything when it only costs a few bucks.

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4. Sexy Vibes – Over 1.5 million people have turned their phone into a vibrator with this app. Hope that’s not an iPhone Plus you have there.

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3. Sex Drive – Sex Drive ranks third in our list of the 18 outrageous sex apps in Apple and Android Stores. This app purports to be able to get your sexual juices churning by simply playing a binaural tone for a few minutes, turning you into an impassioned lover. Hopefully your phone’s speakers work correctly, otherwise the distorted tone could turn you into a werewolf.

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2. A Sexy Text – If you’re incapable of talking sexy or dirty and wooing a partner over to your place for some sordid lovemaking, this app could help you.

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1. 69 Places – The ultimate in Sex gamification. Work your way through the list of 99 locations to have sex in, including on an elevator, and in a phone booth. The app tracks which places you’ve done it in and your percentages in each type of location. This is the last app in our list of 18 outrageous sex apps in Apple and Android app stores.

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