9. “Passionate goblin with 10+ years of experience, seeking to increase profitability for the National Goblin Association. At Goblin headquarters, slashed costs by 32% in 6 months by implementing Bloodletting training across all departments. Cut stockroom waste by 65% with new garbage binging techniques. Skilled in bone cleaning, whispering while in the dark, and proficient in Microsoft office.”
It’s a lengthy one. Do you really need to be a goblin for this one? Of course not. Just invent whatever character you wish and get ready for some online role-playing.
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