7. “I’m the kinda girl you can take home to your family. I will then get closer to them than you are and we’ll slowly phase you out.”
In a nutshell, you’re a real cutie, but maybe even a bit dangerous. Sweet and spicy, you’ll get all the swiping right a good girl could wish for.
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6. “I was in New Orleans when the Eagles won the Super Bowl. Long story short, my nipple may or may not have been pierced.”
It’s a real mystery. Truth be told, this could be used by a guy as well. The person reading will immediately be thinking of your nipples, naturally, and have a great desire to see them, so expect such requests as soon as you post this one. A bit of sexiness in funny female dating profile examples.
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