2. The One with Sunshine
“Here’s some sunshine (insert sun emoji) so you can grow into a magical little plant in the springtime with flowers, and everybody will love your flowers. Except for my neighbor Frank cause he’s a d… and hates flowers. I will protect you from Frank.”
Girls don’t get such funny, creative messages very often, and I am sure it would make most girls laugh. Give it a shot and hope for the best!
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