3. Part Informative – Part Funny
You are showing your funny side but also introducing yourself.
“Premium Cat Facts available on request. I’m six feet, 6’6 in heels, and 8’4 in stills. I have ten suits so I make a great plus one for your summer weddings. I enjoy exploring, eating out, meeting new people and, and the Oxford comma. My dog hates pictures. I have multiple passports, but I’m not a spy. Tell me where you need residency, and I’ll marry you there to get you in.”

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