5. Long but Strong
How could anyone say no to this entry on our list of Tinder bios for finding a long-term relationship?
“My perfect date? I pick you up at 8 for half-priced apps at the Bee’s. We get there to find out half-price doesn’t start until 9. You offer to wait but I say it’s fine. We get out food. I say you look pretty. “What?” I say I’m kinda chilly. You agree. I offer to go to the movies but you are tired/have to do laundry. I take you home and awkwardly hug you in your driveway. I go home and tweet about finding true love. I get 2 favorites and a reply calling me a “fagit”. The perfect date.”
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