15 Funny Tinder Bios for Girls

Published on January 23, 2017 at 10:10 am by Aleksandar Jevtic in Lists

If you are having troubles with your online dating, here are 15 funny tinder bios for girls to help you out. These are guaranteed to attract those right sweeps we all crave so much.

Writing that perfect Tinder bio can be a daunting task. As they say, a first impression is something you can’t redo, so it is vital to get it right on the first try. And your Tinder bio is just that, an opportunity to dazzle strangers in a glance. There are plenty of advice out there how to write that perfect Tinder bio, and these are some we found to be very helpful.

This one is very educational. It is written by a man, Taylor Wagner from Elite Daily, so it will give the girls an inside look into how male brain works when browsing Tinder bios. It lists 13 Things Women Need to Stop Writing in Their Tinder Bios Right Now. Pay attention ladies, each one of those will earn you a left swipe. There are several pretty straightforward ones, like writing, “I’m not good at bios,” in your bio”, or “I can’t believe I’m on Tinder,” in your bio and my personal favorite: “Just message me and ask,” in your bio. Really? That’s all I have to do? Others are equally important, like avoid using group pictures AKA “Cheerleader Effect.” Another thing to avoid is having weird requirements, like specific height limits or asking people to swipe left if they can’t handle your specific (usually imaginary) type, like independent or strong or powerful. That’s just boasting.

Elle Canada offers some good advice as well and explains why should you follow them. For instance, how selfies can be detrimental on any girl’s Tinder bio. Also, a good advice is to try and write a witty bio, the one that sends a message about who you are and what you are looking for, not just a collection of facts.

Of course, if that’s too much hustle for you, just skip to our list of 15 funny tinder bios for girls, or take a look at what Most Successful Tinder Bio Examples for Guys recommend. We searched the Internet for you and have created the compilation of Tinder bios that are guaranteed to work. We used AskMen, BuzzFeed, Scoop Whoop, and CraveOnline. Choose a bio that suits you the best.

15. Be specific in your expectations.

“The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergalicious and it’s at that part where she says ‘I be up in my gym just workin’ on my fitness he’s my witness’ I can point to him and he’ll do the little ‘whoOOh’ part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the whooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think.”

14. If you have a history of scaring boys away with your intellect, this one is perfect for you.

We are contnuing our list of funny tinder bios for girls with: “Damn boy u must be my GPA because I know I could do better I’m just too lazy to actually try.”

13. Who says grammar and rich vocabulary can’t be hot?

“Carefully written, fact checked essay in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.”

12. Romantic with a twist.

“Just your normal down to earth girl who likes to take long romantic walks on the beach and occasionally indulge in some midget porn.”

11. Mention your hobbies.

“I enjoy long walks to the fridge, ass to mouth, and making chocolate molds of my vagina.”

10. Don’t be afraid to say what you want.

“Hi I’m Jamie, to check something off my bucket list I’d like to sleep with someone (male or female) for every letter in the alphabet. I’m still looking for my F, I, Q, V and X, so swipe right for an alphabetically good time.”

9. Include some sexual innuendos.

“-Professional rider
-Favorite letter of the alphabet is the D
-Favorite type of presentation: oral
-Best talent: being able to talk with my mouth full
-Favorite thing about nutrition: protein
-Sports: really good at all sports involving balls and bats and taking it home
-In a water fight I’ll always be the first to squirt
-Favorite type of trip: missionary”

8. Explaining your qualities.

“Kirby ain’t got nothing on me…I can suck waaay better.”

7. Explain your feelings.

“Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.”

6. Nobody can say no to Chipotle, even if they are paying for them.

We are halfway through our list of funny tinder bios for girls, with following words: “tbh, I just want to get some free Chipotle out of this. “

5. Let them know that they can’t con you with fake photos.

“If you don’t look like photos, you have to buy me drinks until you do.”

4. Explain that you expect a certain standard of Queen’s English.

“Those moments when…’to’ and too,’ ‘your’ and ‘you’re,’ and ‘the’ and ‘than’ are not interchangeable. Oh, wait. Those aren’t moments, those are just always.”