6. Nobody can say no to Chipotle, even if they are paying for them.
We are halfway through our list of funny tinder bios for girls, with following words: “tbh, I just want to get some free Chipotle out of this. “
5. Let them know that they can’t con you with fake photos.
“If you don’t look like photos, you have to buy me drinks until you do.”
4. Explain that you expect a certain standard of Queen’s English.
“Those moments when…’to’ and too,’ ‘your’ and ‘you’re,’ and ‘the’ and ‘than’ are not interchangeable. Oh, wait. Those aren’t moments, those are just always.”