12. Romantic with a twist.
“Just your normal down to earth girl who likes to take long romantic walks on the beach and occasionally indulge in some midget porn.”
11. Mention your hobbies.
“I enjoy long walks to the fridge, ass to mouth, and making chocolate molds of my vagina.”
10. Don’t be afraid to say what you want.
“Hi I’m Jamie, to check something off my bucket list I’d like to sleep with someone (male or female) for every letter in the alphabet. I’m still looking for my F, I, Q, V and X, so swipe right for an alphabetically good time.”
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