15. Be specific in your expectations.
“The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergalicious and it’s at that part where she says ‘I be up in my gym just workin’ on my fitness he’s my witness’ I can point to him and he’ll do the little ‘whoOOh’ part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the whooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think.”
14. If you have a history of scaring boys away with your intellect, this one is perfect for you.
We are contnuing our list of funny tinder bios for girls with: “Damn boy u must be my GPA because I know I could do better I’m just too lazy to actually try.”
13. Who says grammar and rich vocabulary can’t be hot?
“Carefully written, fact checked essay in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.”
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