8. A lovable smart-ass bio
Not to brag, but I’ve been told I’m a fine one to talk. Still upset that the word ratify doesn’t mean to turn something into a rat.

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Not to brag, but I’ve been told I’m a fine one to talk. Still upset that the word ratify doesn’t mean to turn something into a rat.
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