10. Useless talents
Yes, we’re talking about all those weird talents everyone wishes they had, like talking backward or singing with your mouth closed. Well, it seems like online dating is giving people a chance to brag about their hidden talents — for example:
I can rather convincingly bark like a dog.
I can ride a bike without using the handlebars.
I can cut onions without crying. This would be more useful if I actually liked eating them.
As you’ve probably noticed, these are also good Bumble bios for male.