11- For the Bros: “Tallywacker & Co.”
Here’s part two of dick replacements:
Ding dong, dinky, dipstick, disco stick, D train, general, giggle stick, hockey cocky, hooded, hotdog, John Thomas, joystick, knob, love muscle, tallywacker, love shaft, master of ceremonies, meat popsicle, meat thermometer, Mr. Winky
I had to look up what “tallywacker” really meant, so in case you don’t know it either, it’s “A length of rope used to count sheep. The shepherd would tie a knot every 10 sheep. If one slowed up he would whack them with the tally rope.” It’s either that or a gargantuan dong. It’s not very elegant, but it sure as hell is funny!
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