12- For the Bros: “Jimmy, Johnson, Peter & Willy, Inc.”
A group of bros aiming for a startup investment club may be feeling mighty-manly at the time, so why not make the best of the unnecessarily large number of equivalents of the word “penis” that our patriarchal society has provided us with? Here “come” a few:
Alabama black snake, anaconda, bald-headed, baloney pony, big Dick and the twins, big Italian salami, Peter, boom stick, bratwurst, chubbie, jimmy, Johnson, rocket, dangler, ding-a-ling, Willy
Since there are so many male first names there, I’d shoot for something kind of smooth, such as Jimmy, Johnson, Peter & Willy, Inc. I love it, it sounds so serious but it’s actually completely gross, in a gentlemanly way.
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