15- For the Gals: “The Fuzz Box Group”
Like I said earlier, a clever, funny investment club name idea works or not depending on who the people in the club actually are.
Say you’re a group of chicks pulling your cash together in order to invest in causes that you think will benefit bourgeois women, including yourselves, but you don’t want to sound like resting-bitch-faced boring twats. What’s a girl to do?
Well, what do you have in common? That’s right, your lovely muffs, so here’s a short list of cheeky synonyms you can go for (I’ll throw more in later):
Venus butterfly, beaver, slice of heaven, fuzz box, bikini bizkit, Jewel box, rosebud, cupid’s cupboard.
The one I found more accurate is “The Fuzz Box Group”. It’s funny, it’s kinky, and I think the message is quite clear.
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