6- For the Mixed-Race: “United Colors of Investment”
If what you and your pals have in common is that when you get together you look like you’re having an ONU meeting, then the best you can do is exploit that to the max. Granted, you have to be a bit of a cynic, or at least not give many f*cks about political correctness, but it’s sure a good way to get clever, funny investment club names ideas.
Without even having looked for synonyms, pop culture gave me a great answer: “United Colors of Investment”. It might be a little cliché, but I think it really tackles all of the requirements.