7. Colostomy Swamp Island
Having one of the best imaginary island names, you don’t need to read twice to realize you don’t want to go there. This man-made volcanic island is more comparable to a swamp than to a piece of land. Have you ever wondered where your poo goes? Of course, the answer is “the ocean”, but where? You see, this is what the government doesn’t want you to know: your poo, my poo, all of our poos, eventually join paths, being sent through a colossal pipe to a spot in the middle of the Ocean, where it’s released, shooting a massive volcanic eruption of sh*t onto the surface. So, like I said, you don’t want to go there.
