12. Our X-TA-SEA
Very subtle; these guys won’t even bother hiding what they like to do on holidays. Here is a list of things I can deduct from the owner/s just by looking at the name: they’re young, they like drugs, they play loud music, they’re either really fun or extremely annoying, their parents pay for their healthcare, but mostly, they’re really going to regret naming their house that in ten years.