9. Drinking is fun until you puke your guts out
“But the legal drinking age is 18”
B*tch please! EVERYONE gets wasted at least once in before college, and if they’re too dorky and to partake of the experience, they surely saw many friends go through it. Later in life, as you grow older and wiser (not the same thing, so age varies), you learn your limits and how to control yourself, but when you’re a teen you just keep going until you spew and/or pass out. Now, how do we learn this? At hand of the worst, endless, vomit stained hangovers ever. When you’ve had enough of those you learn to choose your battles.
