4. The magic world of boobies and wee-wees
Everybody knows when you reach your teens a volcano of hormones explodes inside you, rendering you a smelly, greasy, hairy, awkward sea of bodily fluids dripping everywhere. Let’s say it out loud: most teenagers are ugly af; both their bodies and personalities are morphologically undefined. However, this doesn’t prevent them from gong hormone-crazy horny-pants and getting acquainted with other hideous teen-type beings, and their smelly bodies. Other than the smell, there’s really nothing wrong with it; hakuna those matatas as much as you like, provided you feel ready and– I repeat- USE PROTECTION; don’t be a f*king idiot. That’s a lesson you don’t’ want to learn.
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