1. French Polynesia, South Pacific
The author of this piece has a weak spot for the French Polynesia archipelago, so it had to be first in our article. It was a close call between French Polynesia and New Zealand, though.
This weak spot is not the only reason why French Polynesia is a safe place to hide in case of nuclear fallout. It is beautiful, peaceful and has plenty of resources, too. And it sits, according to the forums we read, in a vortex of winds and currents, meaning that the fallout will be very weakened before reaching this place.
Those were the safest places on Earth from nuclear fallout, so start packing!