8. Four Stars
1,500 minutes (26 miles of film)
Made in 1967, Andy Warhol’s experimental film is one of the oldest of the 11 longest most meaningless movies in the world, predating any kind of digital storage that has enabled the extremely long meaningless films of the new millennium. Like most of Warhol’s work in general, this film involves his famous arty friends and not much else. Two projectors showed different images layered on top of each other, too, and not in a fun 3D-glasses or stereoscope way. It all makes Warhol’s first film, Sleep, at “just” five and a half hours, sound like a real party.