5. Long but interesting
Using this bio example, you can list the things you think are working in your favor and then get some smiles at the end with obviously fake ratings.
- English
- Terrible comedian
- 6ft – perfect big spoon
- Uncle
- Good cook
- Animal Lover
- Winner of a Beauty contest in monopoly
- Owner of car
- Good whistler
- Gym goer
- Spider killer
- Disneyworld regular
- Best hair where I work
- Two dogs in a human costume
5 Stars: “A perfect gentleman” – Anonymous Tinder woman.
5 Stars: “Made 50 Shades of Grey seem as tame as the Teletubbies” – Anonymous Tinder Woman
1 Star: “Stop asking me for a review you weirdo” – Anonymous Tinder Woman
5 Stars: “So sweet” – Mark’s mom
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