10. George Clooney
With the exception of Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Clooney seems just to be a guy on the set when the camera starts running. Even the Coen brothers’ flick, I’m giving credit to the stellar writing than to Clooney’s performance. I mean how are you supposed to mouth Constant Sorrow while looking like you’re walking in a suit? But because you always seem smug, and have the face of a guy who looks like he lived 200 years ago, and are a liberal, I’m going to decide your inability to act is just cute.