1. Robert De Niro
To top our list of the 10 most successful actors who can’t act, we have Robert De Niro. How do I love thee, let me count the ways. Your face, your name, your ethnicity, the New Yorker in you. You’re cool, cute, and funny but let’s face it De Niro – you’re pretty much the same person in every movie – which is fine because you’re awesome.