2. You could get up to a felony charge for promoting or owning up to six dildos
(Chapter 43 Public Indecency, Subchapter B Obscenity § 43.21)
Hide your dildo collection from the authorities, Texans. You could face quite a legal battle. Six is a peculiar number to pinpoint. Owning five is fine, but six? No way. This law is so ridiculous I wouldn’t be surprised if people in Texas talked about them freely just out of spite.