3. Phelony
Well, this girl sure is going places… like JAIL. Someone please call social services.
I wonder if they were going for “Peony” but got it mixed up with “felony” and just couldn’t be bothered to check a dictionary; that would the best case scenario, but I doubt that’s it. No, even that would be giving them too much credit, because it’s still better to be an ignorant dunce than a sadist prick, and my bet is that these parents are the latter. They probably couldn’t get away with naming her “Felony”, so they came up with the “Ph” crap. They probably think they’re smart, but they’re just evil. And ignorant. And stupid.
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