8. Kimyonce
All I can say is that she better grow up to be a mocha-chocolate curva-licious goddess, otherwise she won’t be able to fill the shoes, or the pants, which would be more appropriate in this case; besides, it just sounds ridiculous. I also came across a “Britney Shakira Beyoncé”, which is down the same alley, but avoids playing it “clever” by combining the names.
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