10. Shay’lenn Heaven Nevaeh Hope
Set aside what I said about ANY name involving “Nevaeh” being one of the most evil, scariest names for male and female babies, what this Facebook commenter says is true: “Why do you need Heaven forwards AND backwards?”, and that’s coming from someone named “Desarae”. I’m not even going to rant on the “Shay’lenn Hope” part, I think this baby’s had enough as it is. I’d say “Screw those parents!”, but I’m guessing that’s how this whole thing got started, so I won’t.