2. Assholé (pronounced Ashley)
Did the parents name the child after themselves? Because they seem like real assholés to me. Maybe they did say “Ashley” but the guy at the name register office was too busy having a MAJOR STROKE at the time, and little Assholé was the result. In any case, it certainly doesn’t describe the way she was conceived, otherwise, well… she wouldn’t have been; that’s simple biology.
Also, I don’t care how it’s pronounced, it reminds me of “Meet the Fockers” baby that learns to say “assh-hool”. Maybe he was friends with little Assholé and was just calling out for her; you never know with babies. And now, let’s see the number one on our list of most evil, scariest names for male and female babies.
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