2. Vatican City
Next on our list of most boring countries to live in we have the Vatican City,what college students would call “a total sausage fest”: no girls, nowhere, except for the nuns who are almost gender-neutral. In fact, there only 451 Vatican City nationals, and they’re all are celibate old men in robes, kind of like a very sad and saggy fraternity initiation ritual. There’s no bar or sign of nightlife, and everyone goes to bed early. There’s really nothing to do other than walk around a thimble-sized fancy-pansy loft with no parks to chill in, other than the Vatican’s astoundingly beautiful but private garden. There is, however, one attraction in one of the most boring countries to live in, what this country definitely is, and yes, you’ve guessed right: St. Peter’s Basilica, home of the Catholic Church. But how many times can you visit St. Peter’s? Just the endless queue is boring enough to blow your brains out (which by the way, you should not do there or you’ll earn an eternity-long unpaid leave of absence in hell). In any case, I bet like in any other place, if you’re cool enough you might skip the wait, and maybe being a Vatican VIP might not even be that bad, I bet they have the best wine. In fact, those rascals have “the highest per capita consumption of wine and it has nothing to do with holy mass.” Nevertheless, if you see a child run crying through the halls, you better ignore it if you value your life.
Size of the country: 0.44 km2 (Central Park is 7.75 times bigger)
Population: 451. “The Vatican citizenry consists almost entirely of two groups: clergy, most of whom work in the service of the Holy See, and a very few as officials of the state; and the Swiss Guard.”
Density: 1025 people/km2 (yes, that is correct, I did the math)
Male-female ratio: 15 male(s)/female (this is also correct, and it’s how hardcore porn begins)
Social gender equality: I’ll let you guess this one.
Alcohol and drugs: None of either.
Activities and entertainment: St. Peter’s Basilica.
Tolerance for other cultures and religions: You don’t really need to be tolerant where everyone thinks the same as you, right?
Cultural behavioral factors: Just read the Bible.
