6. Donald Trump Says “China”
Wait, so, China, right? This video ended up on this list of most annoying YouTube videos ever because it is really annoying to listen Trump repeating it so much that the word completely loses all of its significance. In any case, what does “I have to have my China” even mean?
It makes sense that he admires the country so much, after all, they’re famous for building the largest wall in the world, so it must be a great source of inspiration for USA’s president-elect. I think if he ever gets to build his unrealistic barrier, he should either name it “The Great Wall of Mexico”, “The Great Wall of Xenophobia”, or, in an even more redneck-ish note, “The Great Wall of Get-Outta-ma-Propertey”.
Back to China, China, China; I agree that China will play a great role in the decade to come, but that’s no news, so could we please talk about something else? Let’s talk gay rights, or racism, or sexual harassment, because all I know is that when this guy is finally president, all us girls will have to build a wall around our va-Chinas, since it seems groping will okeydokey.
