9. My Name Is Boxxy
I don’t care what her name is; all I know is I have never seen someone use so many filler sounds and unnecessary words in the same speech, like, umm, I don’t even ehrm get, like, idk, what is she saying? Not only does Boxxy seem incapable of blurting out a sentence without interrupting it with a million “uhm”s, but also her exceedingly excited attitude makes her speech absolutely incomprehensible. For a little while there I even wondered if the video was fast-forwarded, for real.
I know she’s trying to play it nice, and fun, and cute, but it definitely doesn’t work for me, I just want to kill her. Also, I’m pretty sure if she read this, she’d be all “Yeah, uhm, that’s okay! I don’t mind! I, like, love you anyway!” which would make me hate her even more. She kind of reminds me of Alec Baldwin’s guest appearance on Friends, where he plays Phoebe’s over enthusiastic boyfriend, because she’d be perfectly described as “Santa Claus on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!”. God, how I hate those kinds of people.
