5. The Toothless Wonder By Unknown
Last night when I was sound asleep,
My little brother Keith
Tiptoed into my bedroom
And pulled out all my teeth.
You’d think that I would be upset
And jump and spit and swear.
You’d think that I would tackle Keith
And pull out all his hair.
But no! I’m glad he did it.
So what if people stare.
Now, thanks to the Tooth Fairy,
I’ll be a millionaire!
(If you’re struggling with images of bloody-mouthed, money-hungry children, don’t worry- this was the most gruesome of our funny poems for children.)
