8. Tecate, Baja Mexico
quiet, small town vibe- 2/2
good healthcare- 2/2
weather- 2/2
crime- 0/2
cost of living- 0/2
shopping- 2/2
total: 8/12
If you’re only in it for the beer (who considering retirement in Mexico isn’t?), this is just the place, because Tecate beer is one of the most popular in the country (may or may not be related to the high crime rate?) This small city is also within close proximity to the United States, so you won’t feel completely isolated.