10 Best Places for an American to Find a Wife in the World

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4. Russia

Raise your tanks in the air and wave them like you just don’t care!

We are all-so-very-familiar with the Russian mail order bride stereotype, this should come as no surprise to anyone. Given the US history and relation with the USSR, this is just one more passive-agressive maneuver in an endless cock-fight. I can totally picture Trump going: “Your women prefer us because we can BUY THEM (stuff)”. Oh, and since we’re on him, nice going on marrying a total KGB agent! You have earned Slovenia a special mention on our list of best places for an American to find a wife in the world.

Characteristic Total Female Male
Total 8,799 5,645 3,154
% 64.2% 35.8%

Still, however many dick-pics a girl receives throughout her life, the fact is that the institution of marriage and monogamy are deeply rooted in western society. Divorce, conveniently instated by Henry VIII, who married 6 different women throughout his life (and had a couple beheaded), was frowned upon for a long time, and it still is, but it has given society a legal out of the contract. 

10 Best Places for an American to Find a Wife in the World

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